Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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