if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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