did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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