mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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