And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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