Don't you send me to vm
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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