I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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