Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
whose ass print is on the piano?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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