I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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