what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize