I'm going to jail i love you
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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