He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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