apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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