That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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