Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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