do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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