Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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