Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
