so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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