When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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