big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
