Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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