There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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