we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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