remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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