Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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