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just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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