You really coming over, don't trick.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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