I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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