She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
