these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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