once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Someone shattered a urinal.
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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