All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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