Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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