We named our party play list daddy issues
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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