Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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