and you said cock pushups were impossible
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
