Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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