Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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