Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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