the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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