I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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