Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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