My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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