"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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