Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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