"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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