I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
