brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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