Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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