How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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