So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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