Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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