is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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