Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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