I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I supernannyed him into submission
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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