Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I cockslap morals
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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