He had one of those small greek statue penises
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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